The Cursed Blue Sneakers

One day, Karen—a self-proclaimed “fitness enthusiast” who mostly just wore yoga pants to brunch—decided it was time to get serious. She marched into a Nike store, determined to buy the perfect pair of sneakers to finally start her fitness journey.

That’s when she saw them: the Nike Women’s Blue Sneakers. They shimmered under the store lights like a beacon of athletic hope. “These,” she whispered dramatically, “will change my life.”

Little did she know, they absolutely would—just not in the way she expected.

Day 1: The Power of the Blues
Karen laced up her new sneakers and headed to the park for a jog. But the moment she took her first step, something strange happened. Her legs moved on their own. She wasn’t jogging—she was sprinting.
“WHY CAN’T I STOP?!” she screamed as she blew past an elderly man walking his Chihuahua, who barked indignantly. The sneakers had taken control.

Day 3: The Park Incident
Karen tried yoga next. But as soon as she stepped onto the mat, the sneakers forced her into a handstand. Then a backflip. Then a series of parkour moves that ended with her dangling from a tree branch while a group of teenagers filmed her for TikTok.

“These shoes are possessed!” she yelled, swinging helplessly.

Day 7: The Marathon She Didn’t Sign Up For
Karen woke up to find herself mid-race in a marathon. The sneakers had literally run her there while she slept. She crossed the finish line in record time, accepted a medal she didn’t earn, and was immediately swarmed by reporters.

“I don’t even know how I got here!” she panted. The sneakers gleamed smugly.

The Final Straw
After a week of involuntary athleticism, Karen had enough. She tried to donate the sneakers, but the second she took them off, they teleported back onto her feet. She threw them in the trash—they reappeared in her closet. She buried them in the backyard—they dug themselves out.

Finally, in desperation, she listed them on eBay with the description:
“Nike Women’s Blue Sneakers—barely worn (by choice). Will make you an Olympian against your will. $20 OBO. PLEASE TAKE THEM.”

The next day, a woman named Brenda bought them. Brenda, an actual couch potato, chuckled as she tried them on. “How bad could they be?”

And then… the sneakers made her do a triathlon.

Moral of the story?
Some shoes give you wings. These ones give you a personal trainer from hell. 😈💙
THE END.🏃‍♀️💨