One day, in the bustling town of Stretchmore, a curious young athlete named Timmy Tightquads stood in front of his mirror, struggling to pull on a pair of compression pants. “Gah! Why are these things so tight?!” he grunted, hopping on one leg like a deranged flamingo. “Did they shrink in the wash? Or am… Continue reading Why Are Compression Pants So Tight?