It all started with good intentions. I decided to finally take my fitness seriously and signed up for a gym membership. I even splurged on new workout gear—a sleek moisture-wicking shirt and a pair of those trendy “barely there” running shorts. They looked so cool online. Fast-forward to my first spin class. The room was… Continue reading The Great Gym Shorts Catastrophe
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The Great Legging Uprising
One sunny morning, Lisa unboxed her brand-new Tummy Control Workout Running Yoga Leggings for Women™—guaranteed to “smooth, sculpt, and survive even the most aggressive downward dog.” She slipped them on, gasped at her suddenly snack-resistant waistline, and declared, “These leggings are magic.” Little did she know, they were magic. Act 1: The Workout Betrayal At yoga class, Lisa… Continue reading The Great Legging Uprising